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Retarded cancer

That fucker is a retarded cancer on humanity as we know it.
by time to die ya filthy animal December 27, 2023
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Turbo cancer

Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2024
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Corona Cancer

What King Charles has
We want to wish the king a good recovery from his corona cancer.
by Nanabozhoo February 5, 2024
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officiary cancered

ShoeOnHead is officiary cancered on Twitter for making a simple, inoffensive observation.
by ghozzap February 18, 2024
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Keyboard Cancer

When you spam the suggestions at the top of your phone keyboard.
Bro, Harvey sent me a keyboard cancer message at 4am today: Good morning and happy birthday to you and your family and friends are you and your family are you and your family are so happy to have you in the world of happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness.
by Eggzylofone March 9, 2024
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Security cancer

Security software or hardware that keeps growing and consuming more and more resources
My computer was running fine until IT installed this security cancer on it.
by -Old-Tom- March 14, 2024
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cotton cancer

That's an old ass building. Watch out for the cotton cancer.
by Momo72097 April 23, 2024
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