code senescence

The process by which unmaintained computer code degrades to a non-working state over time.

I have a presentation in 5 minutes, and my 3 month old code has undergone code senescence

by D G July 25, 2007

hate coded and optimized

You "hate coded", BUT you went backed, and fixed the solution with better code (examples: more elegant algorithm, efficient use of memory, better performance, better use of data structures, easier to read and/or maintain, added comments, added unit testing, etc)

I solved day 3 of the Advent of Code, and I hate coded and optimized a solution.

by appalasian December 6, 2017

Mormon Code

If someone is having gay thoughts they need to turn them off like a light switch.

I started having thoughts of Jared. Luckily I followed the Mormon Code! homo bad

by Queen of the anal June 9, 2016

yellow hanky codes

Yellow hanky codes are a system of yellow-coded fetish clothing and cosmetics for non-verbally communicating one's interests in watersports (also known as urophilia/urolagnia/undinism).

Young female urophilists, urolagnists, undinists and squirters use yellow hanky codes. They love to give you yellow hanky code signs, they turn you on with fetish wherever they can and they love to make you join the watersports scene.

by unkinkyjonas April 12, 2023

CODED

A term used to describe the act of staying out of trouble, observing quietly, and avoiding unnecessary attention or disturbance.

Short Description for "CODED":
Staying out of the way or out of trouble, quietly observing without causing a stir or fuss. Often involves acting discreetly and maintaining a low profile.

"I decided to stay coded during the meeting, just observing and not drawing any attention."

by aremuavo May 21, 2024

Bro Code

The thing that all men should live by. If the Bro Code is lived by you must support the homies and make things easier for them.

Man that knows the bro code:
//www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/ut69j8/thanks_waiter/

by Your_Waiter1124 August 22, 2022

Konami Coding

When the woman rides a man and goes up twice saying "Up, Up", goes backwards twice saying "Down, Down", shakes left to right twice ssaying "Left, Right, Left, Right", then moves both of his balls while saying "B" then "A", then both as she bounces saying "Start".

She demonstrated Konami Coding to him by riding him as if he was her own personal Bandai Namco joystick.

by Lord Jiggleballs January 31, 2022