Hoe Check

Keeping yourself, or someone on their toes!

SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"

Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"

Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...

You know you know, but sometimes you don't know that you know; so you gotta "hoe check" someone to keep them aware of a situation.

by Nubbins Woman March 30, 2025

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cell check

This occurs when the boss walks around to check cubicles, to see who is in attendance or what you doing at any point of the day when he or she is bored. This is to make sure that the employees know and remember who is in charge. It becomes a nuisance or annoyance to employees who are hip to the game.

I was planning on sneaking out early from work on Friday but I had to wait until the boss did his afternoon cell check to see who was still in the office or working.

by Max L. B. December 16, 2022

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Check and Chuck

The process of grading endless stacks of student papers by putting a check mark in the gradebook and chucking the papers into a box to be returned to students (or recycled). Check and chuck involves no realistic evaluation of student work, nor is it remotely related to teaching or educating.

Let's see, I have 185 students, and I assign 2 or 3 pieces of work every day. I get 2,000 papers a week. I look at a few, but most of them are check and chuck.

by MathTeacherGuy May 12, 2008

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check his calendar

To check his sanity.

"Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo

by indigenousprodigy May 12, 2008

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CHECK YOUR LEG

That one time that you feel something crawling on your leg but it’s just your shoe lace. Or it’s a spider...

Josh: I feel something on my leg...
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Remember to check your leg if you feel something!

by amogusrefrence April 14, 2021

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