When nobody from the class knows the answer to the question and you are the only one to know the answer to it
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Get the captain punch mug.Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
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There was an empty chair next to him so I captained him!
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Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
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