candy wrapper

When you jerk off all over her as she sleeps. Then she wakes up and has to peel the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.

Having grown tired of her passing out early night after night, Kevin released a load onto Patricia so fierce she pulled the sheets off the bed on her way to the bathroom the next morning. "Fucking gross, Kevin," she muttered under her breath as she pissed, peeling off her candy wrapper.

by Thirstybust December 1, 2023

Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it

I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016

It was like taking candy from a baby

To make someone grow up.

He was being so unproductive and carefree during our class project, so I gave him a piece of my mind and he really shaped up. It was like taking candy from a baby.

by Very very real definitions November 26, 2025

candy frogs

There frogs that are Candy wut else did you think like are u dum or wut

There delicious btw

Did you eat the candy frogs that I got for you

by I'm.gay June 24, 2021

Candi corn

A herpes-esque sore that sometimes falls off when applied with too much friction.

Ew girl, what's on your vagina a Candi corn

by Dumezich January 9, 2017

bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.

Tom is being a total bird candy right now.

by 011000110 June 23, 2017

candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.

Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.

by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023