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Rust Bucket

A derogatory term for robots and Droid individuals.
"I don't want these rust buckets taking all our jobs"
by Silosylum August 18, 2023
mugGet the Rust Bucketmug.

Bucket fuck

A person you have to fuck before you die
by Punisher77657 February 14, 2021
mugGet the Bucket fuckmug.

buckets in the shed

mark:i put the buckets in the shed

shawn:okay now put the hose in the-what did you do this time??
mark:a bad thing
by the weirdo unicorn January 3, 2021
mugGet the buckets in the shedmug.

tupper-bucket

A large storage bin or container with a lid. It is also referred to as a storage bin or storage tote.
Please bring the tupper-bucket, filled with your summer clothes, down from the attic.

Excuse me, will you please point me in the direction of your tupper-buckets?
by Kathy King May 31, 2024
mugGet the tupper-bucketmug.

rusty chum bucket

The act of peeing & Pooping in a rusty Bucket while on ur period then feeding it to you partner
"Yeah Stephen let me give him a rusty chum bucket last night"
by Buggy123 December 11, 2024
mugGet the rusty chum bucketmug.

Starving Buckets

Feeling so hungry to the point that you think can eat buckets full of edibles.
by MsLim March 2, 2011
mugGet the Starving Bucketsmug.

bucket fund

A primitive version of what today would most likely be a "mutual fund" or similar instrument.

The origins of the term date to the stock market bubble of the Roaring Twenties, where at the peak of the frenzy individual speculators were offering "$600 for radio" - in this case, not an actual AM radio receiver, but one share of stock in RCA, which was being hyped in those days as vociferously as Internet-related stocks at the turn of the millennium.

$600 was a lot of money in those days, so those who couldn't afford to buy the stock directly would collectively buy into a bucket fund and the bucket fund would buy the stock, hold it briefly, then sell it to repay the individual speculators.

Eventually the bubble burst and everyone lost their shirt.
It seems that everyone these days is peddling mutual funds, exchange traded funds, funds, funds, funds. Banks, trust companies, credit unions, insurance companies... all are getting on the bandwagon and unleashing their most voracious commission salespeople. No wonder, though, as the various inscrutable offerings are a nightmare of fees - front-end loads, back-end loads, management expense ratios - to the point where the modern equivalent to a bucket fund is a leaky bucket where 2% of your life slavings may well be gone every year just in fees. Over a quarter century, that might add up to half your capital.

So basically, the leaky bucket fund with its active management has to outperform the market by 2% annually every darned year just to cover all of the bull-shovel fees. Not all of them do. It's a little like a stockbroker proudly pointing out his shiny new boat at the marina only to be asked "but where are the customer's yachts?"
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
mugGet the bucket fundmug.

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