Under the block

To have a goal or deadline loom during the near future.

Rex: The professor really put me under the block this semester.
Tim: This is the first semester she gave a 20 page paper.

by SsTtUu April 10, 2011

Clock Block

When an obstacle or another person is obstructing your view to where you can't tell what time it is.

Will is standing in front of the wall clock, man he is such a Clock Block.

Ben stole my watch, what a Clock Block.

by DeathofMay October 14, 2010

Block Strike

Block strike is the most dogshit game i've ever fucking saw in my life dogshit players dogshit guns no updates on guns like seriously what the fuck are you guys thinking about and yall mfs still play it

"Player 1: Hey man can you help me on a clan war? please comeback to block strike"

"Player 2: fuck no what the fuck are you thinking block strike is dogshit now

by FuckBlockStrike November 19, 2021

Bottle Blocked

Similar to cock blocking or vagina blocking, bottle blocking is when you cock block your self. This occurs when one ingests wayyy to much alcohol, brings home a female or male, takes them to the bed room, and proceeds to pass out rather than fornicate.

-Dude did you end up getting with whats-her-face last night??
+NO! I totally got bottle blocked!! FUCK!
-Toats dude that blows..

by mattthomas0 November 04, 2010

Cock block

when you're talking to some babes and some deush bag comes up and takes the girls away from you

Wow, that guy was such a cock block!

by Da Big Crunk Daddy June 22, 2010

Cock Block

When you try to have a sexual relation with someone but someone else tries to ruin it for you

Man: I tryed to fuck my date last night but her friend cock blocked me

by ReaperOfDefinitions June 12, 2016

deKock block

deKock block (de KOK' blok) v. 1. To impede or stand in the way of the progress of others in a very naive fashion. n. 2. The act of impeding or standing in the way the progress of others in a very naive fashion.

John: Sally, I need you to bust out the TPS reports by 4:20 so we can leave on time today.
Sally: I can't! Billy is bogarting all the spreadsheets so he can, and I quote, "think of a way to concoct some sort of new-fashioned analysis" and he says he won't be done until tomorrow...
John: Man, Billy is always deKock blocking my plans!

by X!. March 03, 2007