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Get the bean boot mug.A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.
Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."
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Get the bean boat mug.When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.
Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied
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Get the missouri beans mug.A Mexican (or any Latino immigrant) hired to do yard work. May or may not be approved by our great President, Donald Trump.
"Wow, those yard beans did a really good job on our lawn! Hope they didn't steal anything on the way out."
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