Brandon

A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.

Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?

by Loxastic October 19, 2024

Brandon Shamblin

A rust god who only uses ak and never trolls or grubs. The best builder when it comes to the mini tundra or the shell.

"Brandon Shamblin is SO HOT His dick is fat"

by zayhoops May 5, 2023

Brandon

A bitch who sucks at Friday the 13th game. Has little balls and loves to blind unicorn his boyfriend.

Wow that Bruno is a Brandon!

by Sailormoon147 August 10, 2018

Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.

Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"

by Theno2show May 8, 2023

Brandon

One who takes “Emilie’s” on Disney trips.

Person 1: Man, Brandon is sure lucky with all these vacations he goes on.

Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!

by sulla123 November 27, 2021

brandon

the anal guy

brandon LOVES anal and makes all the gals happy with his giant dick

i really wish my boyfriend was like brandon

by edwardo the tickler May 30, 2023

Brandon

Usually a boy that changes hair colour and works at a gas station.

Hey, look, that's a brandon
What do you mean!?
Means he works at a gas station

by LeoMyling March 13, 2024