bedtime-beats

masturbating right before you go to sleep

Man, I really need to lay off the bedtime-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

Beating Egg

the act of one whom beats his/hers egg, in other words masturbates.

Yo bro look at that guy beating egg!

by nevadaskye June 12, 2012

beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

Bastidity

Unit of which bastards are measured in.

Guy 1 says: That guy get worse
Guy2 says: Yep hes definatly gone up on the bastidity count

by iluvroadies January 18, 2015

beastilicious

Beautiful, curvylicious beast that goes hard in the gym.

Teresa Sarona is so beastilicious.

by SheBeastly July 17, 2014

beating the rubber

Masturbating with a condom on

Last night I was browsing online and then I ended up on PornHub, so I started beating the rubber. No mess at all!

by BlackDunker April 1, 2015

beatify

To make blissfully happy

His company makes me beatify

by Pheeb April 13, 2016