1.) The state of immense panic and joy experienced when something occurs about which you are a fan. Examples include, but are not limited to, meeting one of your idols, seeing your favorite author came out with a new book, etc.
2.) A genderless substitute for words like "fangirling" and "fanboying"
2.) A genderless substitute for words like "fangirling" and "fanboying"
I just saw that Karen Marie Moning's novel "Darkfever" is being made into a movie, and I had a total fanic attack.
by Liam212161 February 8, 2017
Get the fanic attackmug. When you love someone so much but they've done something so incredibly stupid/annoying that it makes you want to hate-fuck the shit out of them.
Jeff: "The saying goes, "righty, loosy; lefty, tighty." Right?"
Nick: "Goddamn it, Jeff, I'm gonna give you that Dick attack!"
Nick: "Goddamn it, Jeff, I'm gonna give you that Dick attack!"
by tnayyyyy December 21, 2018
Get the Dick attackmug. A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 1, 2019
Get the Heart Attack Goaliemug. pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.
Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome
by definitely not dreg February 17, 2018
Get the splat-attack syndromemug. by sexibubis🤑 June 17, 2023
Get the Nut attackmug. Typing or texting a message to someone, without realizing that the caps lock is on, and sending the message to the person in all CAPITALS
Also typing in all capitals to emphasize or "yell" over telecommunications.
Also typing in all capitals to emphasize or "yell" over telecommunications.
"HEY WHATS GOING ON?"
'whoaa'
"whoops, sorry, cap attack"
or
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! :@"
'Kay relax. No need to cap attack me.'
'whoaa'
"whoops, sorry, cap attack"
or
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! :@"
'Kay relax. No need to cap attack me.'
by StayGreen22 May 15, 2010
Get the Cap Attackmug. You have got to be fucking shitting me!
Hym "That CANNOT be real! Hohoho! Man! You had better hope that THAT is not ME! I don't believe it! I just can't! I mean, if it is, don't fucking touch it. That's not a threat either. Seriously. You are not going to have a fun time if you try to obstruct it- Er, I guess ME in any way shape or form. Please tell me that isn't real! I will not be able to handle it if it's real. It'll be like meeting an Alien for the first time. Ha! That's great! AI only attacks!"
by Hym Iam August 31, 2025
Get the AI only attacksmug.