asian oval syndrome

when a Asian gets anal more that 3 times a day.

OOOOOOOh man I got asian oval syndrome for the third time this week.

by IOnlySwallow6969 June 9, 2016

asian circle

A group of asian people who don't know what to do after eating at a restaurant so they form an awkward circle and talk, usually blocking everyone else's way.

After eating korean bbq we formed an asian circle right outside the front door for about 45 minutes, until we decided to go get boba.

by asian_circles September 21, 2016

Asianed

Past tense, for someone who looked Asian at on point in time. Most likely stoned to the bone

Man, last week at that party, we all were Asianed!

by Big Smokey May 5, 2018

Fitchew Asian

A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.

They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.

A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things

"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"

by SanDiabloBasket February 5, 2017

Anton the asian

Anton the Asian has trouble with seeing. He also only eats cats and dogs. He has noticeable facial features such as long eyes and a strange accent.

Anton the Asian only eats dogs

by Pavels uncle October 20, 2019

Asian Suicide

Asian Suicide is just eating a lot of rice and playing League of Legends 24/7 till you die

“Did you hear how Bob committed Asian Suicide?”

by Asianisis October 29, 2019

Asian emojis

A set of emojis recreating Twitch emojis but instead of dumb pepega people in the emojis it's Jayden which makes it 8 times more lit

Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: Sorry I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: ah yes sorry I forgot asian emojis are much cooler

by MortyBoi December 8, 2020