martinus around

A verb which is used to describe a person talking about something in two different manners:
1. off-topic
2. insulting people while not being rude
Usage:
to martinus around
He is maetinusing around again

Person A: hey, lets go skiing!
Person M: No, thank you, i do not like that sport which was exclusivly made for weak people.
Btw, did you know? During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.
Person A: Oh no. Stop to martinus around again...

by Athaelstanfan101 August 9, 2017

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The New Fashioned Double Thumb Around

Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.

"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"

by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025

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Around the corner

When someone says there around the corner they are just now leaving

Guy:hey wya
Girl: I’m just around the corner
*30mins later
Guy: I thought you were around the corner

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teach around

When a teacher uses an assignment or textbook to avoid teaching about a subject.

A: We don't have time to talk about polynomials, so your homework is to read page 796 and solve the problems.
B: Can you make better lessons instead of resorting to this teach around?

by ChameleonDragon August 31, 2021

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