by batpenis2 June 07, 2014
Repeatedly Fisting a females asshole and going all the way to the elbow. The act resembles an Texas oil ridge.
by Butter Sue July 19, 2019
by chilliwillie April 13, 2015
A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
by The River Walker October 08, 2020
The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.
by Rydotra October 12, 2021
First let me start out and say everything is bigger and better in Texas. Ex. Alexis Texas!! When a cow girl knows how to get down and dirty . Normally entails fucking and she must ride you like a horse. If she don't know how to ride you like a horse she ain't a cowgirl and it aint't a Texas hoe down. That would be a city hoe down.
"Oh man she knows how to do a Texas hoe down lemme tell ya"
"Dude she let me down cause she just gave me a city hoe down"
"Dude she let me down cause she just gave me a city hoe down"
by ALEXIS TEXAS REPRESNTENTATIVE October 03, 2017
by lilbitchjj08 December 02, 2018