Texas two step

When two people are approaching in opposite directions, intending to pass each other. When close, both people choose the same side to pass each other on and are forced to stop. A second step to the other side follows, and upon realizing each of their fatal flaw they exchange an embarrassing look and proceed on their way.

Dude, every time I’m trying to walk past someone we end up Texas Two Stepping

by Two Step Tutorials October 20, 2018

Texas Show Stopper

Desperately needing to shit but finding oneself constipated.

I was on the shitter for 2 hours trying to bust through this Texas show stopper.

by Dick Onchin July 17, 2022

Texas Slip-and-Slide

A slip-and-slide composed of trash bags and bbq sause

lets go make a texas slip-and-slide over at cooter's house yeehaw!

by dongkeykong August 4, 2019

Walker the Texas Ranger

A competition between two boys where they go back to back as to support each other over a toilet and shit and the first person to drop a bomb stands up, leaving the looser to fall into the toilet bowl. The winner is then “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

My boy and I were at a party and had to shit, long story short I am now “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

by BigDSwingin970 March 30, 2019

Miami Beach of Texas

Beach that resembles Miami but in the great state of Texas

Let’s get our salads tossed at The Miami Beach of Texas

by Dorinda69 September 1, 2018

west texas hoedown

a sexual act that takes part between one woman and 4 or more men, usually from different nationalities

"Charlie, what's a West Texas Hoedown?"
"I don't know, Sarah, why's that?"
"Well I asked Becky what she was up to for the weekend, and that's what she told me!"

by Mister.H May 7, 2015

Texas Toast Massacre

when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.

I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.

by LMF2000 September 20, 2020