Math

1) Mental

Abuse

To

Humans
2) The Shit schools teach us so they can fill our heads with shit we'll never us.

Person 1: Shit I got Math. Man, I'm fucked.

Person 2: Sucks to be you! Hope to see you still have your sanity when you get out!

by TheCrazyMadHatter February 7, 2017

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Sparx maths

Sparx maths is an education website made by the devil himself, Dr. Mark Dixon
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all

Person 1: dude i have Sparx maths homework, i want to end it all
Person 2: damn, i have some too

by ONESIE_EXISTS October 28, 2023

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Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.

Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"

by RetardedGenius420 September 14, 2022

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Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

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