Pull a Josh

A failed attempt at seducing or impressing someone or embarassing oneself while trying to seduce or impress someone. Trying to be smooth and failing.
Sitting on the arm of a couch to put an arm around a girl but then falling off the couch.

You Pull a Josh a by trying to show off your basketball skills but falling on your face.
by atomicmonkey1122 December 08, 2013
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Pull a josh

Closing out your bar tab and then ordering another drink.
I was going to leave this bar, but i decided i would pull a josh.
by Etrade August 17, 2017
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Josh Monsanto

Josh is very child-like. He complains a lot and love McDonald fries with a strawberry banana smoothie. He is a one-trick Katarina player on League of Legends and loves to camp botlane.
Josh Monsanto: It's so hot.
Friend: OMG Josh, it's not even that hot.
Josh: Ugh, you're cool.
by 420blackcatslover September 20, 2022
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Josh Shearin

A ginger queer, who drives a piece of shit Toyota Tacoma, who would waste money on a roof rack and not even use it.

The gayest kid you will ever meet.

Gets mad bitches, but 100% of those bitches are men.
Damn that nigga is a Josh Shearin! Lets beat his ass!
by Baby Back DIck April 09, 2019
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Josh Turner

an absolute nigga who needs a shower. a complete bellend that's smothered with smegma. a critical mental patient who needs to be put down for the great good. josh turner is a loser
by pissy68ape November 26, 2021
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Little Josh

Also known as The Josh King, or the ultimate Josh.
On April 24, 2021, Little Josh, a 4-year old boy, defeated hundreds of thousands of Joshes, and claimed the crown.

He is the chosen Josh, that's for sure.
Teacher: I'm surprised you're the only one with this name, Little Josh.
Little Josh: Everyone else had to change their names cause I beat them all-
Reddit: F***ing legend.
by sdex June 01, 2021
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Josh Otto

The sweetest most loving person in the entire world. He has the biggest heart ever and loves all the people he meets. He is a big animal lover, so much so he doesn’t eat any of them. I love josh otto. He’s sexy too.
Have you seen Josh Otto lately? I miss him.
by purplepossumpickle November 23, 2021
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