Toast Babies

toast babies are what they sound like, baby toasts. made with tiny pieces of

bread and a toaster {tiny toaster is optional} they must be made with love and

both parties must consent to making them, nothing may be forced. they must have

at least two parents although they may have up to 9. if you happen to have

someone that is 76 years of age or older you may then add 2 additional parents

allowing the older people to take naps at regular intervals. if someone asks you

to make toast babies with them you should agree for this is a most amazing

offer. for it shows that they think you will show the toast babies enough love

and are fit to be a toast parent. it is frowned upon to not eat your toast

children after playing with them for a minimum 5 minutes, and is also forbid

that you eat them before 5 minutes. {rule does not apply to normal sized toast}

the toast children are happy to be eaten to both complete their life goals and

to nourish their loving parents. it is okay to be sad about your toast babies

being gone also.

person 1 walking up with a bag of mini bread

{not to be confused with mini waffles}

and a toaster says to person 2

"will you make toast babies with me?"

"gasp," says person 2. "what an honnor of course i will help you to make our

toast babies"

then they scamper off to find an electrical outlet and make their toast babies.

by CannibalHobo January 28, 2010

Baby Check

When man on a monthly or otherwise regular basis punches his female partner in the stomach to insure that she isn't (or is no longer) pregnant.

Johnny thought Sally was pregnant, so he baby checked her last week and quit worrying.

by ` V E N D E T T A January 4, 2009

Catch a baby

To become pregnant.

She's got a good chance of graduating if she doesn't catch a baby.

by Spanky C May 19, 2010

Baby boi

A nickname given to a male figure who is sweet and caring. Usually used among same sex male couples, baby boi can be assigned to the top to express the bottoms willingness to see his partner as an equal.

My baby boi bought a plane ticket that was $300 to come with me to New York.

by great_guy10 June 16, 2010

baby-batter

The recipe for humans.

If you mix baby-batter with the right ingredients and two eggs a baby (human) will be the final result.

by no name. January 27, 2007

Hum baby

Baseball chatter in which the infielders encourage the pitcher to fire off a fast ball, so fast that it hums. It was in widespread use in 1960s Little League (I know from experience) and probably predates that, so the Roger Craig origin in the mid 80's that several people have reported is simply incorrect.

"Hey, batter, batter! Hum babe. Hum baby, hum!"

by fireballxl5 July 20, 2014

jackpot baby

Noun; Slang term used to describe a baby that was both planned and conceived abroad then delivered on U.S. soil solely for the parental desires of becoming U.S. citizens indirectly by way of an abused loop-hole in the system.

The parents usually plan and conceive the baby abroad and then late in the pregnancy, hop the border to drop the baby on U.S. soil. The baby is immediately granted U.S. citizenship upon being dropped and the parents U.S. citizenship is granted after the baby turns 18 years of age.

The baby usually matures and realizes that he or she was planned merely for parental desires of U.S. citizenship and develops alcoholism as a result of low self esteem.

On the flight to Denver from Cancun, I was sitting next to this pregnant Mexican lady who was in labor. Once we flew over the border, she dropped the baby right there in the plane !! "Jackpot...baby !!" she says right after the delivery. I couldn't believe my ears. She sounded like she won the lotto after dropping that jackpot baby.

by boomer323 June 23, 2010