The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

shit-win

When you,you and your friends, or just you and your team play like complete shit the entire match and still end up winning.

"How was CS last night?"

"We somehow managed to shit-win"

by Simbroa August 5, 2017

Fish and Shits

When you are finger-blasting both a woman (fish) and a man (shits) simultaneously

Had a great Toby Carvery with Mark and Angela, and then took them both home for Fish and Shits

by Novy3946 August 30, 2025

shit monke

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ur a shit monke

by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021

shit skittle

The act of having colored shit

Honey after I ate those cookies I got a shit skittle

by SWS meds November 8, 2020

shit

1: poop, or feces

2: realisation

1: i took a fat shit last night
2: shit, i left the oven on

by morting March 17, 2025

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022