Shit Ditcher

A bad citizen dog walker who does not pick up their canine pet's poo.

That tank top wearing guy with the Huskie is the biggest shit ditcher in the neighborhood.

by ReReDuce January 28, 2025

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Get shit bixin

Fuck around and get fucked up

Yo colin was talking mad shit to tim they bout to get shit bixin

by User737473 July 9, 2023

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Shit Digger

A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.

Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"

Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.

Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.

Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.

Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.

Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.

Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.

Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.

Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.

by Lordkickass June 29, 2024

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Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”

Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”

by madscatraz November 22, 2017

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