Level 9 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.

They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.

Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”

by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017

King of the shit hill

Someone who sees themself as the leader of a group or area without any sort of legitimacy.
They also hold their desired position in high regard, without realising how shitty the position and its associated assets really are.

Excuse me, but do you know who you are talking to? I am in charge here and I won't have you undermining me.
You're the King of the shit hill. You are worth less than a break dancer with polio or a socially autistic ant. In short, fuck you.

by A Brick February 11, 2017

Dahhh say that shit

Dahhh say that shit basically means just kidding.

Here's an example:

Man I fucked your sister the other day, Dahhh say that shit.

Hey bro I'm about to vote for Donald trump, Dahhh say that shit.

Man I'm a crip and a blood, Dahhh say that shit.

Man she ugly then a hoe but got a fat ass, Dahhh say that shit.

by Skurrr214 November 12, 2015

Chicken Shit

When something doesn't go or end up your way and leads to a disapointment.

Aw chicken shit i forgot to pull out.

by PaulCaulkins May 20, 2018

Bed shit crazy

When someone is so off the rails, that they’ll shit on your side of the bed in an attempt to get revenge.

“Man, that girl Amber dropped a shit right on the bed.”
“Yeah bro, she is bed shit crazy!”

by meowverseer May 7, 2022

shitness

When you do fitness and workouts, but you accidentally shit yourself doing so.

I got a nice workout in today, but it became shitness after I pooped everywhere.

by Ricochet Productions September 9, 2020