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Grossip shit hemorrhage

When a gossipy middle aged rotundish male behaves like the winner of a seniors quilting bee by gathering gossip, and caustic I’ll founded rumours on everyone and carelessly uses this information and embellishes it to fit a self serving psychopathic narrative !

This person is also subject to a Lose bottom valve and randomly spots skid marks on furniture, blankets etc from low riding trousers and an I’ll keep ass crack and is subject to emotional rage induced diarrhea!
The fat mouthy fuck was called out on his vicious attacks on the woman and children of friends and soiled his size 48 dungarees with grossip shit hemorrhage!
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Shit

The word "shit" actually has two different meanings. The first way is in a swear word form, and the second meaning is P O O P.
Meaning #1:

Person A: Oh shit dude, I just got grounded, I gotta go.
Person B: Damn, cya dude.

Meaning #2:

Person A: I'll brb, I gotta take a fat shit.
Person B: A'ight dude, cya when you're back from dropping that fat shit in your toilet bowl.
Person A: I never said it was in a toilet...
Person B: 😳
by MonsieurCheeseBall July 6, 2021
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nigger shit

nigger shit is a black persons shit
Oh my God, Noah just ate a pile of nigger shit!!
by Niig.shd May 14, 2024
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DUMB SHIT

A dumb shit is a person who is stupid as fuck and doesn't understand common sense.
Oh wow. kaite is such a dumb shit for not understanding how rain works.
by PUSS N BOOTS NUMBA TWO July 14, 2023
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Pussy Shit

The act of leaving a used tampon within the vagina, until the fermented tampon either dissolves or until the tampon fossilizes and hardens inside the pussy, creating a shit smelling fossil that must be pushed out by the woman.
"Bro I was fucking my girlfriend and pulled out and there was pussy shit on my dick. It smelled so bad."
by Ohbabyatriple December 13, 2021
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shit kazoo

by sexsapphic January 11, 2021
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special effects shit

When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen
Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
by Suckmyyouknowwhat August 2, 2019
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