Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.

Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

Rouge shit

The shit that gets stuck to your arse hairs and is always a pain to wipe because it stings so much

Ahh Fuck I think it’s a rouge shit!!

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Shit-hole

Most of the West Midlands in England. Also spewing into parts of Staffordshire, Shropshire, Worcestershire and Warwickshire.
Mainly inner city tower blocks and 3 bedroom semis in working class suburbs are known individually as shit-holes and collectively as a shit-hole of a place to live. Rural England is a pipedream to shit-hole dwellers.

"Who would buy a house in this shit-hole"
"God knows. All they can hear is ambulances and police cars driving past all night"
"I know. It makes me grateful I live on the 14th Floor"

by LenTunti March 26, 2021

shit wack

could be used when something isn’t it like bruh shit wack

p1: hey how has your day been
p2: bruh shit wack 🙅 ♀️

by gvgiss May 5, 2022

steaming yak shit

When something is annoying past the point of being horse shit

Dude, I got friend zoned again! This is steaming yak shit!

by codered253 February 16, 2013

Shit

digestive poop

This shit smells like mama June.I am not eating it

by Old Hero April 1, 2019

public bathroom shit

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.

tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze

by goobermacht September 22, 2025