Jack-Shit

When somebody knows very little. Often the person will be named Jack.

Jack is a liar, claiming that he knows Jack-Shit!

by prudulentjack August 20, 2022

shit son

when one takes a shit so large, its size is comparable to that of a newborn son

Me: Shit son.
You: Holy shit, you've shat a shit as large as a newborn son
Shit: is hella big

by shit-son March 14, 2016

Shit

What do you think it means?

Shitbitch wtf is up?

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 13, 2020

Shit PTSD

Getting ptsd from seeing a previous persons shit in a toilet.

“Damn I just used the shitter and saw the nastiest log ever….pretty sure I have shit ptsd now.”

“Whoever shat before me left a shit so terrifying, I’m pretty sure it gave me PTSD.”

by Oilerfan19 December 17, 2022

Wyo pigeon shit

This particular event occurs when a male cums in a women’s hair then proceeds to rub it in as conditioner.

Wow my hair is dry Darrick you should give me a wyo pigeon shit so I can make it silky smooth.

by Bigballz March 12, 2021

Shit-Faced

When your eating your girlfriends pussy and she farts.

I got shit-faced last night.

by Zjman July 5, 2018

shit

sammy’s bf

me:omg look at this shit, random person: isn’t that sammy’s bf? me:yeah same thing

by sammy’s gf 😏 October 7, 2021