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Blue Shit

An insult used to say ''fuck you'' to the fans of Half life: Blue shift
Person 1: Hey i love blue shift!
Person 2: You mean blue shit?
Person 1: kill your-
by Azureh January 12, 2024
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Shit tasking

You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.
Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long

Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job
by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018
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The guy who says basic shit

A random retarded 12 yo on the internet who's spreading false information and is racist to Chinese people and doesn't like homework (what a fucking loser)
Retard 1: Yo have you have you heard about the guy who says basic shit?
Retard 2: Yeah, he's a total dipshit nigger
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Hot Girl Shit

Originally made popular by Megan Pete, known professionally as Megan Thee Stalion, Hot Girl Shit is a statement gaining popularity in the last 2 to 3 years. Rather than being a measure of physical attractiveness, and not gender exclusive, being a "Hot girl" or being on some "Hot Girl Shit" means that you are exuding a level of confidence in your look and your energy that makes people turn their heads and say "Damn (He or she's) Hot as fuck)
Tori: "Damn have you seen Ashley lately?"
Brad: "Yeah. She's confident as hell. She's on some Hot Girl Shit"
by TheBeesCheese January 7, 2022
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aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire
oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire
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blowed shit

(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate
Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense
by DrummaKing December 10, 2017
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Some people are into that shit

An utterly horrible phrase. Implies that people are sexually attracted to something so vile and repulsive that all you can do is shake your head.
sick fuck: im into ntr
me: some people are into that shit
by feliciasneck March 11, 2021
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