A cheeky way to reply when someone states the obvious. A less insulting way to say: “No shit Sherlock” or “Thank you Captain Obvious.”
by Invisibilitycloak December 26, 2024
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My favorite time to have gigapilactic shit is on Monday nights and late December with my fun friend at the church.
by Mallory Mayhem December 27, 2024
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Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024
Get the Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s mug.The specific diarrhea caused by eating too many blueberries. Often, this is a symptom of either an intolerance to blueberries, or an underlying condition such as IBS.
by Chronic Owwie December 31, 2024
Get the blueberry shits mug.A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.
Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!
by Barney Ushley January 8, 2025
Get the Martucky Shit Show mug.THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME! Where as people are going out of their way to make it look like I'm shit for free....
Hym "Elon is a retarded fraud who pays people to make it look like he isn't shit and is rumored to have manufactured his 1# on the Diablo leaderboard (By paying someone to play for him) and got exposed while playing Path Of Exile 2."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
Get the Retarded Fraud Who Pays People To Make It Look Like He Isn't Shit mug.I just hung out with with someone I wasn’t supposed to and I don’t want them to say anything to anyone so I told him to “keep shit Peter”
My drug dealer told me after I picked up from him “keep shit Peter” (he doesn’t want me to say anything about it to anyone)
My drug dealer told me after I picked up from him “keep shit Peter” (he doesn’t want me to say anything about it to anyone)
by Ludmilabxbie January 11, 2025
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