Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.

Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.

by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023

Shit Ass

A guy who waches a man speed run minecraft

Hay shit ass wanna wach me speed run

by Guak Guak 9000 January 20, 2021

sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

by Emiliath March 16, 2021

shit

my grades

my grades are shit

by chanslaptop December 7, 2020

That Shit Up

Something that you be fucking.

Damn she fucking that shit up!!!

by Superduperawe5ome December 27, 2020

Shit pc

When your pc is laggy like peter's pc.

Person: I have 20 fps.
HIs friend: Shit pc!!!!!

by HAHAHAHA Shit pc August 17, 2022

shit miss

A shit miss is when an osu player of considerable skill level makes an easy mistake.

I can't believe I shit missed on such an easy beatmap.

by Fnt101 January 20, 2022