Dick-shit

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit
by Blood-lover June 18, 2018
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Dick shit

After anal sex, when you go pee and poo comes out your pecker first.
Dam i just took a dick shit!
by Bruno the bull. July 11, 2018
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Shit Parfait

when life just keeps giving you more and more shit, piled on top of each other.
When you have to give a eulogy for the passing of your loved one the following day, and you drop a dumbbell weight on your toe and shatter it having to go to the hospital and need surgury. THAT's a shit parfait.
by Lifeismiserable72 January 11, 2021
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Dip his knuckles in shit

An expression used by Jim’s, to tell people to get fucked, or in reference to their ideas and how idiotic they sound.
Jim-“you tell that guy to go dip his knuckles in shit!”
by Fuckkkkkkboi August 03, 2022
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barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.
I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.
by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025
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shit letter

A Shit letter is when you shit in some mail and send it to somebody.
I sent a shit letter to my friend after he made fun of me
by Communist manifesto February 03, 2021
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2020 shit

Situations that seem so ridiculous, they would fit right into 2020.
A: Did you hear? A real sharknado appeared in Haiti!
B: Yeah, thats some 2020 shit.
by Vutuyashi November 23, 2020
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