Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

by Lil2high July 21, 2024

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dick here

very versatile word depending how the person says it ,can mean 'astonishment' 'cursing' generally an OMG word
how you say it and and situation governs the word, people say dick 'ere, but more likely its dick here

dick 'ere, look whos at the door

dordy dordy the bag has split missus ,dick 'ere pick it up
sorry sir ive just hit your car, oh no, dick here, Angela he has bumped the motor

by JONTERRIES June 20, 2021

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