Dick

1) a man's penis. (slang vulgar)

2) or a stupid asshole (person)

I put the dick in her ass.

Listen to Flying kitty's "Dick in the box" it's fire.

"Pull out the whole damn dick, I'ma get laid
I got another dick, I'ma get AIDS"

by Dildo.Swaggins_ October 19, 2020

Dick’s dinner

To say a chick is hot and you want to fuck her.

She is my dick’s dinner.

by Boner Ben June 4, 2023

Dick sick

When your significant other has an attitude problem from the lack of DICK withdrawal'n from sex

Your bitch is dick sick my amigo, go and give her dick an adjust her attitude.

by Trapske November 14, 2021

Dick

A dick? Bitch....a dick is what a male has , you stupid men can fuck girls with it, or piss with, don't be dumb looking this up, u know what it is, u just wasted minutes of your life looking this up

Dick ...just a dick...

by Girly2737 September 10, 2019

dooble dick

A stage the penis goes into after it has ejaculated and returns to being soft again.

“Hey corin, i’m sorry your boyfriend got a dooble dick so quickly. Maybe next time his hard on can last a little longer.

by vchutton May 6, 2018

Casper dick

When you cough/choke/gag on nothing. You be there breathing and all of a sudden, you are coughing for no reason. Casper just slithered his long schlong down your throat.

*Notices John coughing* "Why are you coughing so much? Are you choking on that Casper dick?"

by anonymous May 26, 2023

vacation dick

A penis that is extremely large and gives you the business. But can only be enacted during a vacation stint. Not a daily penis that you want to deal with...opposite a boyfriend dick

He is everything, but only as vacation dick...it's toooooo much!

by Timetables June 15, 2016