National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer

“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)

by Crxfic August 16, 2024

Brake your fart box

When a man says he will "break your fart box" that means that he is planning on interduesing you to rough and painful anal sex. When a female says that, that means at some point she will force an object ( most of the time large) in to your anal cavity.

" if you don't stop saying that crazy stuff I'ma brake your fart box"

by Rocksaw_fartbox36 October 06, 2019

National buy your loved one a motorcycle day

The international day of buying your loved one the motorcycle they desire is March 23.

It's 23 today, national buy your loved one a motorcycle day, i have to buy him that h2r he always talks about.

by zuzzi March 20, 2024

zip it lock it put it in your pocket

When you tell someone that they have had enough of their shit talk

Samuel: your a loser LLL i bet-
James: Shh! ZIP IT LOCK IT PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET!

by Pen farmer May 30, 2024

Kicked your mom

A discreet term for a sexual intercourse

I heard you kicked your mom last night, is that true?

by Bille Joel April 14, 2019

rock your dome

To get a really big headspin off a chop cone

I just packed you a massive cone, that shit is gonna rock your dome!

by jellyfishing March 15, 2020

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa September 27, 2015