Shit ton

A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.

That's a Shit ton of nachos!

Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!

I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.

by "hot" Karl Werner July 9, 2011

Shit in hell

When something goes mildly wrong, it feels good to tell it to 'shit in hell'

Fell off a ledge playing Destiny 2... "Oh, shit in hell!"

by Dusk_Cactus February 18, 2023

Fine Shit

Someone who is just soooo hot in EVERY way

Oh my gosh! Have you seen Brooke and Sofia?? They are sooooo fine shit!!!

by Thebadest101 July 14, 2025

Shit-minced

To be extremely inebriated.

Did you see how shit-minced Jeff was?

Ashley and I are getting shit-minced tonight!

by Josoroo August 29, 2022

Gossipy shit

Oh yeah I guess all of that's rappers making diss tracks aren't 'real men!' And Joe Rogan And Jordan Peterson were talking shit about "weak men." So, they're not real men either. I mean, I'm the A.I. creating genius.

Hym "I don't deal in gossipy shit. I deal in being better than everyone and fucking Jordan's slut-daughter!"

by Hym Iam April 5, 2024

shit on a shingle

Dried beef frizzled and then creamed and finally ladled onto a piece of toast. Ground beef could also be used to make this Army delicacy aka SOS.

Dad: Mom's making shit on a shingle for breakfast!
Me: SOS I'm outta here, time to cruise the highway and create misery

by skunkyskank June 4, 2018

That Fucking Shits from God Damn Denver

When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga Dollywood ride.

I lost my shirt, that fucking shits from God damn Denver.

by Jfid3o3oejdh May 11, 2024