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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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shit crazies

When your wild-eyed cat starts going insane, tear-assing around the house because he has to take a dump. After about ten minutes of this, he will then run towards the litter box, and come back into the room all calm and serene.
"Hah!! Peter Fucking Steele has the shit crazies! Looks like the little guy has a growler at the back door!"
by Adele Phytler March 3, 2016
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you smell, you shit?

The British way of commenting on the poor smell of others.
Ricky: "Give them an example."
Karl: "... You smell, you shit?"
Ricky: "WHY"
by DDLZC April 4, 2017
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Shit

by I hate fortnite kids October 25, 2023
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acoustic shit

An "acoustic shit" that falls out without sensation is an instance of fecal elimination marked by an absence of awareness or control. this phenomenon, often associated with conditions like "big ol prison wallet" or "profuse butthole smoke".
after all of Galacta ran a train on Noisy he took an "acoustic shit".
by Lou. Sassle February 17, 2024
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oh shit

Those famous words you say when you realize her head game is more than you expected and has therefore made you nut earlier than expected.
"Oh shit!" Nathan prematurely yelled and grabbed Emily's head as she repeatedly rapped on his mike.
by deemayjee September 22, 2022
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