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Your father

A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.
PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!
by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025
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I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.
Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!
by anonymous August 17, 2025
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Stroke your dogs day

August 17th is stroke your dogs day!
Hey dude!
What
It’s august 17th!
What does that mean
It’s stroke your dogs day!
by Yeahimsosillygoob August 17, 2025
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Your definition will be reviewed soon

This is that Urban Dictionary says after you submit a definition to their website for community review. It’s now always very honest when it says this, because several people have had many definitions take weeks to finally be approved, and some just never make it onto the website, even if they follow the guidelines.
“Your definition will be reviewed soon,” is a dubious statement.
by This is my handle okay August 19, 2025
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Your dad

Used in a sentence it is a stand-in for someone with overly cliched and conventional opinions. It could be your actual dad but it could be just some normie
The James Bond movies exist to sell your dad watches.

The new labour bill is getting your dad angry.
by Cointelpronoun August 20, 2025
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