Dick

The thing your dad took last night, yes, he's gay.

Mom: Your dad took the Dick last night.
Dad: SHHHH!
Me: WTF

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017

Dick Swoop

Inserting yourself into a conversation/situation for your own benefit. Basically cockblocking for your own gain.

P: What happened to that girl from last night?
D: J totally dick swooped and took her home.

by photobygettyimages November 9, 2017

rolling a dick

Taking 2 rolling papers and putting them together short ways to make it thicker

Aye bro you tryna Roll A Blunt after school?
Rolling a dick: Taking 2 rolling papers and putting them together short ways to make it thicker

by KrisKone November 9, 2017

dick in a basket

Literally a dick in a basket. A penis in a bowl.

Dude, why did you put your dick in a basket?

by holy_guacamole_ November 9, 2017

Dick

mans weapon used to attract only the sexiest of women.

she will fuck me once i pull out my dick.

by Hector the savage November 9, 2017

Dick lick

Someone who sucks up to those around them - sometimes because they're cool - and is just a bit of a knob in general.

Look at him sucking up to them - what a dick lick

by hello dudes November 9, 2017

Dick Burn

When your dick gets burned by your underwear/zipper from getting dry humped by some hood rat.

Man, that chick gave me dickburn!

What, that’s not real!
Oh! Dick Burn is real.

by T.B. Trailer April 20, 2018