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I love you most

What a girlfriend says in response to her partner who incorrectly says that they love her more
Girlfriend: I love you so much!
Boyfriend: I love you more
Girlfriend: No, I love you most
by bratwinter December 13, 2024
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post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!
Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!
by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021
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We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
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.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.
.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.
by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025
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lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
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Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

Guy: Dude I need to start settling down soon.
Guy 2: Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?
by chckndrmstck August 14, 2024
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You not even the fart

A song made by ice spice where she tells a person “You think you the shit bitch? You not even the fart, (Grah) I be going hard (Grah) I breaking they hearts” Ice Spice is referring that the person is not the shit let alone the fart.
Mark, you think yo the shit? You not even the fart.
by Imamunch February 7, 2024
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