shout my block out

Tell my business; gossip; talk shit;

Way to shout my block out, Jenn! You didn’t need to repeat that!

Thanks Scott! Now everyone knows my business! You didn’t need to shout my block out like that.

by SlinkyCatJenn February 21, 2023

My little barbie dream car

My little barbie dream car is something you call someone who's precious to you.

"Oh! My little barbie dream car! Did you sleep well last night?"
"My barbie dream car, i miss you<3"

by miiok February 23, 2023

Hang my garlands

A cool way of Inviting a boy over to have a tinder hookup

Hey, wanna come over tonight and help me hang my garlands

by Sammy boye February 23, 2023

My Sweet Jamaican Empress

I been up most of the night reminiscing about your sweet sexy smile you all ways make me feel happy when I used to wake up to you with your beautiful baby soft skin. Do you remember how I used to run my fingers up & down that smooth back of yours & the way I used to squeeze you tight?No other woman I come across has a back or ass as smooth & sexy as yours.
I want you to be happy,but remember if Errol should ever fall short you know where I am I know you're not the fool around type you're LOYAL to the Maxx that's why I still love you!

No one else comes close to you My Sweet Jamaican Empress

by Janet21 February 23, 2023

call from my boss

a way to disguise the words “i need to poop”

1:“I’m getting a call from my boss ,and he’s angry”
3:”oh, good luck”

by 4bg October 10, 2023

mow my lawn

every mexican has heard this

I need some beaners to mow my lawn

by NOGREENCARD? October 10, 2023

Kickstart My Heart

A song by glam metal legends Mötley Crüe. That will your adrenaline pumping so high that you most likely will get a speeding ticket/ arrest for going 100 in 50 or even a school zone

Dude I was listening to Kickstart My Heart and got arrested for going 50 in a school zone and telling the officer “the music made me do it”.

by Theo Von’s 2nd cousin October 10, 2023