Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)

Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

by Oscape September 21, 2021

Dick Cheese

Dick cheese is the old nasty leftover sperm in your foreskin.

Bro I just pulled my foreskin back and saw so much dick cheese I’m finna make a sandwich wit it

by Khachik=gay April 10, 2019

2K Dick

When Ronnie from 2k rapes you so hard for VC and puts you against two 7 foot mascot PF/C builds when you’re just two PG builds and go on a losing streak because of it.

Bro I’m getting no VC for these 2v2 games cause they wanna put us against two centers every game, Ronnie really be giving us that 2K Dick

by TennisDickDemon June 14, 2025

Grange Dick

When you drink expensive red wine and your dick is sore the next day

"man i got that Grange dick today"

by BigPhatRoundOne July 21, 2024

Dalmatian Dick

A penis with a bloch, large freckle, or discoloration on it from masterbation, hand jobs, or aggressive . The best perni are like the best dogs.

I knew it would be good sex cause he had a Dalmatian dick, he’s defiantly had it around the block.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021

Dick

Dick

Dick

by Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh September 6, 2021

360 dick-flip

Primarily while engaging sexual intercourse, it is when a man jumps into the air and spins all the way around (360) and mid air ejaculate your semen so that every last drop lands in the your partners mouth. Be sure to where a helmet if you try this at home. Side effects are dick cancer.

Dude 1:Did you just do a 360 dick-flip!?
Dude 2: Yeh
Dude 1:But that causes dick cancer!!
Dude 2:Worth it

by GaryTheHarryCanary February 25, 2015