It's a universal truth that when you put in faggot leaders, and take away consequences for bad behavior, you get a shit country. It's as true today as it was 2,000+ years ago, and it's never going to change.
by Publius0987 April 23, 2025

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S February 15, 2012

UD's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your word published.
To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post
Try rewriting your definition so that it's easier for others to understand, then try again.
Thanks,
Urban Dictionary
Try rewriting your definition so that it's easier for others to understand, then try again.
Thanks,
Urban Dictionary
by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

by Frickmesideways June 29, 2020

by cerealinspiresme14 April 11, 2017

“What’s for lunch today?”
“Sewage”
“What?”
“A complete shit show happened when the sewage pipe burst in lunch today!”
“Sewage”
“What?”
“A complete shit show happened when the sewage pipe burst in lunch today!”
by Bleb ;))) December 12, 2019

by PuffTheHoneyBadger December 5, 2020
