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Shit Magnet

People who attract the worst. In a call centre this would imply people who get the worst calls and yet resolve them. All of us have seen people like these at call centres, soon as they are back from a holiday, the calls start getting bad.
John was a shit magnet, his managers wanted him though.
by forgive1 December 20, 2021
mugGet the Shit Magnetmug.

Shit-For-Brains

Used as an insult to a person, after doing something dumb.
Guy 1: YO, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, WHAT GODDAMN COLOR IS THIS?? HUH?? YOU FUCKING BLIND MOTHERFUCKER, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, COMING HERE AND SHITTING IN MY MAILBOX, PLAYING MY GODDAMN VIDEO GAMES?? YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT COLORS, YOU DUMB FORESKIN.

Guy 2: STOP YELLING AT ME
by TheNerdCrusader May 28, 2022
mugGet the Shit-For-Brainsmug.

auf shits

Person 1: Auf Shits!
Person 2: Auf Shits, you too!
by b0dan12 July 3, 2023
mugGet the auf shitsmug.

shit fuck tit

When you titty fuck a girl while having a dirty sanchez.
by Mr.BigClit July 6, 2011
mugGet the shit fuck titmug.

shit

sammy’s bf
me:omg look at this shit, random person: isn’t that sammy’s bf? me:yeah same thing
by sammy’s gf 😏 October 7, 2021
mugGet the shitmug.

Shit smack

To knocked someone or get knocked the fuck out
by Mi’ke December 7, 2019
mugGet the Shit smackmug.

Shit

I am shit
by klokhuis March 10, 2022
mugGet the Shitmug.

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