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Pathetic piece of shit

What triggered moralfags will call epic sigma murderers who eat babies. It's worth noting that it doesn't actually mean anything and actually reflects the speaker's own emotional state rather than whoever the speaker is addressing.
Sigma Murderer: I think today I should go burn an orphanage down and then eat a few charred children.
Moralfag: GRRRRR WHAT A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT!! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!
by Edginglord July 15, 2025
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Shit Chip

When one watches a video on youtube of a natural birth by the river and points out the little shit chip left on the rock right below the little nigga that was just birthed.
See dat there... shit chip.
by bizdev6969 July 15, 2025
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shit shock

When you have a shit so bad that whenever you next have to shit you get scared shitless. (Pun intended)
Fuck.. last time i went was like.. a day ago, my shit shock has been so bad ever since that day in march
by OneApollo July 15, 2025
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Slack-Shit

When you intentionally shit your slacks so you can be in your hotel room alone while on a business trip. Its the last option when you run out of excuses to avoid happy hour with open mouth breathers from the conference.
I accidentally had a Slack-Shit so im not going out for drinks after the seminar tonight. Im going to my hotel room and watching southpark.
by CyclopsCookies July 21, 2025
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Selecting for shit

Well I would transform into shit for you but I'm not a shape-shifting nanobot cyborg yet.
Hym "If they are selecting for shit then there's nothing I can do. You want me to get my butthole molested too? You going to being me some Vivans and pay me bills?"
by Hym Iam July 27, 2025
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The July Shits

When it’s mid-season, freezing and your coach is getting tired, sick of his cohort and is really grumpy.
Don’t worry about Terry, he’s just got the July shits, mate”
by Make the right decision! July 28, 2025
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