sad slaps

High quality music that you listen to either when you're sad or when you want to make yourself feel sad.

I was feeling shitty yesterday so I sat down and listened to sad slaps for a few hours.

by FuccboiFred April 22, 2020

slapping the sausage

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

by Anonymous 69 69 March 5, 2014

b slap

Politically correct way of saying you're going to bitchslap someone.

I'm going to b slap them motherfuckers. I'm going to land some KING KONG b-slaps right on their snouts. Ye-ah that's what's up!

by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018

colon slap

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.

You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.

by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010

Knuckle Slapped

v. The act of a female punching a person (male or female) in the face. punch

"Julia knuckle slapped that bitch kissing her boyfriend."

by Ibt January 23, 2016

Tube-Slapping

Using social media sights, i.e. facebook, to post annoying, crappy or sometimes funny music videos (mostly ‘80s) from youtube to friends which you are “Slapping”.

“That Debbie Gibson video made for good Tube-Slapping.”

by rookoor March 25, 2011

slap the jelly on it

To add something extra. Can be used positively or negatively.

She didn't just let me smash. She slapped the jelly on it with thewhipped cream and shit.

My mom trippin, I did all my chores then she gonna slap the jelly on it right before I head out.

by trill trifficult July 23, 2019