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toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".
Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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The Toilet Cleaners Paradox

If you are the best at cleaning toilets, you will never be promoted to taking out the trash. Incompetent people can rise while those that do the dirty but critical work will remain stuck.... cleaning the toilets.
It appears i suffer from the toilet cleaners paradox as I can't progress in my career while others more forward.
by MAGAdude April 10, 2025
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skibidi toilet lore

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OMG! mama look! its brr dom dom skibidi toilet lore!
by wlcometourfinaltestimmrbreast October 24, 2023
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Skibidi Toilet

the shittiest most brain rotting series in youtube shorts kids under 10 are found with severe brain rot and retardedness when watching this
Kid 1 : Brr Skibidi Toilet Is the best show!
Person 2 : shut the fuck up nigga
by poaxia January 28, 2024
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a gen alpha phrase that is highly considered brain rot
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Man 1: IM A SKIBIDI TOILRT FANUM TAX RIZZ SIGMA MAN
Man 2: What
Man 1: im a skibidi rizz man
Man 2: Kill yourself
by sigma man skibidi cameron February 1, 2024
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Skibidi Toileting

The act of giving someone a swirlie to the point where their head is stuck inside of the toilet bowl while aggressively fucking them.
Guy 1: Dude, never watch skibidi toilet while high. I hallucinated that I was getting a skibidi toileting by my roommate when I went to the bathroom!
Guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you
by sigmatoilet99 May 8, 2024
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toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 16, 2024
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