duck shit

quite possibly the funniest phrase i've ever heard. Makes anything funny.

"Dude...i'm sorry your grandmother died like that. Look out! Duck shit! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Rypsaw May 2, 2003

Duck Day

A duck looks so calm swimming on top of the water but down below he's kicking like mad to stay afloat. A duck day is where your whole team is kicking like mad to keep the stats up or to look good for managers.

Brooke: Thank god your here
Beth: Why
Brooke: 2 out sick 1 on leave. It's a duck day.
Beth oh no!

by Kahula December 9, 2008

Duck butter

A phase used to describe a girl with a fat ass.

Dam cindy you got that duck butter on you😍

by Cumtoome February 5, 2017

Swamp Duck

An animal or person who smells as if they have been living in a swamp.

I need to take my swamp duck dog to the groomer asap.

by Mudd Digger April 11, 2018

Duck-lipping

A verb used for when a person is making duck lips, usually for a picture. (Used instead of saying "making duck lips.")

Billy: Why is David always duck-lipping in all of his pictures?

Joe: He's not duck-lipping. His lips are just huge.

Billy: Oh...

by Hungry Hypocrite January 15, 2012

duck batty

Someone who has the features of both a duck and that of a batty.

"Oi! look at him, hes a duck batty!"

"Quack, Quack, Bye!" said the duck batty

by MuzzUnit September 12, 2008

Duck Beak

a man or women who likes penis up their nose

last night she begged me to give it to her up her nose cos she's a duck beak

by X8 dictionary June 12, 2011