Absolute Unit

Thick, Meat head, one that only thinks about their “unit”. Socially inept. No other thought can get past their “unit”.

That creepy douche was an absolute unit.

by chuckeltard September 9, 2020

United States of AIPAC

A sarcastic way of saying "U.S.A." (United States of America) as the U.S. government is heavily influenced by AIPAC (The American Israel Public Affairs Committee), so using this term is a jab at how the U.S. government always does whatever AIPAC tells it to do

-"Hey man, did you know that most U.S. congressmen are on AIPAC's payroll??"
-"Wtf?? Is this the United States of AIPAC or something???"

by Cpt.Sus July 31, 2024

Manchester United

Manchester United, one of the best club in the world.

Manchester United is the best club in the world

by Marcusinho10 December 6, 2018

Manchester United

Rubbish

person 1: I support Manchester United
person 2: Rubbish

by SergioAguero January 23, 2025

Magic United

There used to be a group of 5 girls Little did they know this project would lead to many problems, the idea was to study magic and maybe even try to learn it, (as in magic im talking about powers btw) the others agreed not thinking to much about it at the time, they never suspected they would actually learn real magic though, sure they believed in it but they dident expect to learn real magic, about a month or two later the 5 girls started to learn real magic, Chloe was able to form rocks only using her hands , Eva was able to create bubbles only using her hands, Sunny was able to do telekinesis, isa also learnt how to do telekinesis, and brooke was able to create and make flames disappear only using her hands, these girls were shocked when they discovered this but affter a while they calmed down and instead of being scared, they embraced there powers but however knew they had to keep it a secret.

Magic United was Both a gift and a curse

by Belinda F. Jordon September 15, 2023

Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)

"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"

by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023

DIGGER UNITED

Digger United is a clan in the popular hit strategy game called Clash of Clans. They are known for their undefeated win streak and their slogan "Four stars good, two stars bad" and "All diggers are equal but some diggers are more equal than others." The Digger United also consists of the elite group, the Big Digger 5. This group has the top 5 best clashers in the Digger lands.

"HEIL DIGGER UNITED THE BEST CLAN IN CLASH"
"THE DIGGER 5 ARE THE BEST IN THE DIGGER UNITED"
"MY FAVOURITE MEMBER IN DIGGER UNITED IS LUNDI AND FUNKYMAN"

by funkysan March 15, 2023