surprise randy

When a creepy older man named Randy emerges from your closet while you and your partner are engaged in coitus, only dressed in a superman cape and holding a red balloon.
Me and the lady were getting busy last night then my step dad busted in and gave us the ol' surprise Randy.
by sleepermedic December 14, 2021
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surprisative

My day has been very surprisative.
by surprisativedude December 16, 2010
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Miller Chocolate Surprise

When You Try Anal And Your Dick Comes Out With Shit On It
We Tried Anal And She Gave Me A Miller Chocolate Surprise
by 18Panini May 30, 2025
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Bubble Gum Surprise

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she blows a bubble then you say "GET READY FOR A SWEET TREAT!" and start violently charizarding her facial hair
by KittyXD69 March 31, 2024
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Douglah Surprise

The act of shoving a spicy "or hot" pepper up ones rectum
by MurderousTip February 17, 2019
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Strawberry surprise

when you go down on a girl and find out it's her time of the month and she yells "surprise!".
Kate gave me a strawberry surprise last night and I can still taste it.
by Teamice August 05, 2017
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