peter pipe head

An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.

I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.

by Ms. Katrina October 19, 2017

Penjamin Pipe

A British gangster who rules the streets with a cold iron fist.

"That guys' such a Penjamin Pipe! I hope he doesn't pillage and rape me and my children!"

by Cheesemonger! March 22, 2024

Pipe sex

To have sex in a pipe

“Yo wanna have pipe sex”
“Fuck yeah!”

by Tenishua445 June 22, 2023

Pipe Type

A girl You ah hit

Awe Yea You mah Pipe Type Fashoo

by HeBD October 05, 2019

Post-Pipe Push

The poop you take right after laying some pipe on a girl.

Did you see GoT? That dude shot his dad while he was taking his Post-Pipe Push!

by sullyvan September 29, 2017

Hammer the Daddy Pipe

A vasectomy

My appointment to hammer the daddy pipe is tomorrow. Wish me luck!

by WennyDC November 13, 2024

got you in the pipe

Maybe you’ve heard ‘viper’s got you in the pipe, tuve-by-five’ if you play ape sex(apex). Got you in the pipe means you are being aimed at accurately, or perfectly lined up(with missile or weapons like that)

Viper: viper’s got you in the pipe!
Jack cooper: I’m gonna kill you and then your daughter.

by Juzobamboozled February 01, 2022