Matthew

A guy with a massive cock.

Guy 1: "Have you seen Matthew's cock?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it's fucking massive!"

by Matthew's Massive Cock May 26, 2024

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matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling

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by Jkaghd May 12, 2018

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Matthew

This is a disappointment of a person who is short and a penguin

Person 1: Who is that disappointing penguin over there?
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.

by Very small PP man November 21, 2022

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Matthew

Toad

Look, theres Matthew, what a toad. Legend

by Lexie Smith March 8, 2022

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Matthew

A fucking Man. The best ever. Biggest dick.

Wow that guys dick proved he was a Matthew!
Matthew is the realest one I know.

by Alice77777 May 19, 2023

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A Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a kind person. He may be annoying at times but he still is a great friend. He has brown hair and brown eyes. He's the best friend anyone could ask for. He's there when you need him unless he's playing a game. He's a HUGE gamer and cares about all his friends. He's nosey but that can be a good thing sometimes. If your sad, he can, in some way, make you happy. He doesn't expect you to tell your whole story. Overall, Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a fabulous person to have in your life.

Man I love Matthew Augustus Woodworth

by MadhatterJ July 5, 2017

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