Gibb's First Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.
Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"
by Slow-winky February 14, 2017
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First Cunt

For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.
"CUNT!"
"...hummm, 08:45... that's an early 'First Cunt'... today is going to be a bad day.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Drug Enforcement Agency Musuem: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
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FIRST-ers

1- One who is a robotics nerd
2- Someone involved in FIRST® (For Inspiration Recognition of Science and Technology)
3- Someone who shows Gracious Professionalism and Coopertition through out their life in and outside of FIRST
That FIRST-er sure show a lot of spirit.

Those FIRST-ers can compete hard on the field but can still be close friends off the field and help each other!!
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Preseptal Cellulitis: The First Juvenile Release.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stendarr: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
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