sausage pocket

foreskin

my sausage pocket smells

by asdfghfjfjfklslnmdm April 23, 2020

Sausage Pounding

When you can't hold back and you just have to pound that sausage.

Ahh man, I have been doing so much sausage pounding lately, I think I might have some serious problem.

by SausagePounder January 21, 2019

Sausage

1. a cylindrical length of minced and seasoned pork, beef, or other meat encased in a skin, typically sold raw to be grilled, boiled, or fried before eating.
2. The thing that young kids (5-11) laugh at
3. the things idiots laugh at (13-35)

dad: I'm going to go put some sausage on my grill
7 year old son: hahahahaha you said SAUSAGE
dad: i love sausage! got a problem?
19 year old son: whoa there dad, you don't know what that means
dad: it's meat! what is wrong with my meat!?
19 year old son: dad I...don't think you know what you're saying
7 year old son: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha YOURE KILLING ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAA
13 year old daughter: you're all idiots.

by Rilz3 March 6, 2016

Tucson Sausage

When you cut someone's penis off, grind it, form it into sausage links, and then feed it to said person.

Man 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh?
Man 2: No, What happened to him?
Man 1: Lorenzo gave him a Tucson Sausage.

by Will_Robinson2004 January 22, 2024

drop the sausage

Similar to "letting the cat out of the bag" and "spilling the beans"

Maria, dont drop the sausage about the new movie

by MelMax6 April 22, 2018

sausage to taco

A code for sex.

Person 1: Hey, do you want some sausage to taco?
Person 2: Sure, it looks delicously arousing.

by SociopathPete May 26, 2016

Canadian Sausage Twister

When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage

Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.

by Donkeypunch39 July 24, 2023