Fish & chip news is a phrase used to describe something that’s in the newspaper, but is so uninteresting / not important that the newspaper it has been printed on is later used to wrap up somebody’s Fish & Chip.
“Did you read the news about that old woman who got robbed last Thursday?”
“Yeah,, but I only glanced at it. It’s Fish & Chip news”
“Yeah,, but I only glanced at it. It’s Fish & Chip news”
by Konstantia August 7, 2023

by Tony john smith April 22, 2020

A rare nickname for a male youth, an even rarer one for an adult. The man who carries this name into adulthood with full pride and ownership most assuredly has both the strength of ten men and the mind of a champion. Verbally spar with this man at your own risk: he is kind-hearted in his own friendly, proactive jabs but will return verbal volleys with unmatched speed, creativity and ferocity. Entertainment is his goal -- both others and his own. As a plus for women, Chip almost always knows how to please to the Nth degree.
My friend set me up with a handsome, muscular man who I thought might be a real douche canoe but it turned out Chip was a total stud.
by HBMoose November 13, 2017

A guy who is super cheap and lives to the name of “chip off the old block” because he’s simple a crumb of a man and a crumby man. Someone who breaks your boundaries and says it’s out of love. A person who has lights you into thinking you’re mentally unstable because you don’t want to be with him. Is usually bald and short and has a small penis.
by maria THA lAST LETTE DEAD November 26, 2021

that feeling in your throat when you’re eating chips like it hasn’t gone down shortly followed by heartburn
by annablakely July 28, 2023

by snarly October 14, 2008

by Babeeeee July 24, 2015
